Air Travel

Almost missed connection tonight. Why? Because the first plane needed a jump start. Not kidding.

Guy next to me yawned. 4 people died from the overwhelming odor.

Airport bartender carded me (and everyone) and then used my name when speaking to me! Of course it would have been nice to have been able to get a second beer during the 95 minutes I was there. Fortunately loud Mexican country music was playing. Shoo boy that helped my disposition. Nothing against either Mexican or country music... unless its in an airport, loud and bad.

Positive thoughts: Allow tipping for flight attendants. Surely a little extra money might help them force themselves to be mildly civil.

Give TSA personnel some type of gun. Come on, how else are they going to stop anybody. Most of them couldn't run 2 feet. Even Barney got one bullet.

Find a way that I don't have to walk seven miles from the terminal to where my rental car is "conveniently located".

On the subject of business meetings:

1. Have an agenda.
2. Stick to the agenda.
3. See 1 above.

Oh, and by the way, if you're a nasty person, let it all hang out. Trying to be a decent human being when you're from the planet Butthead doesn't really work out all that well. You're miserable and you aren't fooling anybody.