Skully was thrilled to see headlines today stating, "Miller may retire after this season". This seemingly innocuous new put a little hop in my stride, a smile on my face and a whistle on my lips all afternoon.
But alas, my excitement was once again dashed due to reality. Hate it when that happens. See, the issue was that Ol Skully assumed it was DENNIS MILLER set to retire which meant that Skully would never inadvertently be subjected to the arrogant, self-centered and often mean-spirited drivel spewing forth from Miller's pie hole.
With great enthusiasm, Skully jumped on Google to find the details and print the headlines to hang in the Captain's Quarters. What Skully actually found was that BODE MILLER ( a great pirate! ) was looking to retire. DANG!
And apparently I am not alone. According to Ski Channel, Reason #7 for why Bode should not retire is: "Dennis Miller will become the most famous Miller". And that my fellow pirates is just plain DISGUSTING!
Bode dude, HELP! Don't let this happen!
Dr. Vivek Murthy
5 years ago
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