Wealth

Hey there, Skully friends. Great news. Just checked the old bucket of money known as "net worth" and I am in great shape! As long as it's still 1985. What's going on? Well, this old pirate's clearly not smart enough to understand high finance. Sort of seems to me that maybe that $800 billion is more like a gift than an investment. Oh, well, it's only about $3ook per adult. Now I get it! Now I know where my retirement savings went. I feel, oh so much better now. It was a gift from me!